I seriously can't care more for this PPV. No Ted, no confirmed Cody...I can't even be super excited for RKO/Henry and Cena/Punk/ADR, but we'll see how this goes, yes?

( John, Randy and Punk all have the right to remain sexy though. Anything they do or say can and will be used against my pants. )

( Warning: Slight cynicism, a few hipster phrases, some (sometimes over-)assuming of gayness, and a million fangirly moments. I love doing stream of consciousness. Feckyeah. )

Disclaimer: Usual disclaimers apply.
Title: Eclipse
Pairing: Centon (main)
Fic Rating: R
Chapter Rating: PG-13
Fic Summary: When trust becomes an issue, things can go horribly wrong.
Author's Notes: The plot isn't completely mine. I was (fully) inspired by a movie I just saw but which came out a couple of years ago. I won't say what it is. If you ( Read more... )

( Watching a PPV live for the first time in months AWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEAH. )

Disclaimer: Usual disclaimers apply.
Title: And Dream I Do
Pairing: Candy (Randy Orton/Cody Rhodes)
Rating: R.
Summary: Randy's Valentines' night with Cody comes to a close.
Sequel to: Valentines' Series, part 1 - Fool Me Again, Honest Eyes (Centon; PG-13)
Prequel to: Valentines' Series, part 3 - The Game, Your Way (Centon; rated R)
Author's Notes: ( Read more... )

Teaser for events that transpired right after my latest Centon fic, but I'm gonna write this AFTER the fic I'm writing for killaqueen, because that fic needs to be read too. XDDDDDDDDDDD

( DIRTY TEASE MCWHORE IS AT IT AGAIN, BIOTCHES. )

I didn't make this. My awesome, awesome, AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME friend thejamz did. She was taking requests, I made one, and she delivered. BOOOOOOOOY, did she DELIVER. This is just a thing of forking BEAUTY. Daddy + Coddles + GLAMBERT FTMFW = Major major gasm.

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Leave her comments and stuff, coz this is just super-duper amazeballs. No, it's MORE than ( Read more... )

MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR FIC REC.

killaqueen has to be one of the most amazing writers I know. I read this part and was floored even more than when I had been with each of the first three parts of this fic. One of the happiest deaths EVER.

Title: Candy Man
Part/Chapter: 4
Author: killaqueen
Rating: M/NC-17
Pairing: Randy/John/Cody (Codenaton)
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XDDDDDDDDD Yes. I said it. I'm THAT lame. Go me.

( Dear WWE: I need a job. I'd like to apply to be your next heel commentator. Here's my audition tape. )

This recent storyline with John Cena apparently being "FIRED" and Randy caught in the middle of John's Nexus issues has REALLY brought out some AMAZING stuff from Centon fic writers! I just HAVE to recommend these, because these are seriously some of the most AMAZING things I've EVER read.

First of all: Have a gander at "Candy Man", by killaqueen. It's ( Read more... )